CALUM ONFG I CANT STOP SCREAMING TOGHT NOW WTF HFUCK IS HOUNON

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [reddit]
pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [reddit]
pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [reddit]

pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [reddit]

gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

LOOK AT LITTLE PIZZA DREW WITH HIS IDIOT PIZZA

HE CANT GET A FUCKING PIZZA CAR FOR HIS PIZZA ASS

PIZZA DREW SAVED MY LIFE

slotherellaaa:

This fucking dork

slotherellaaa:

This fucking dork